i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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