Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
