i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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