After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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