Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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