So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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