I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
id be glad to
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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