he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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