its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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