Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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