O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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