haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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