question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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