I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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