What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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