I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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