Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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