so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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