Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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