just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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