It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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