So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
