Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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