Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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