Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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