Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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