I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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