Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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