i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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