Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We left the knife in your bed.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Randomize
