Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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