it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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