Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
the raccoons are back...
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