tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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