is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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