Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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