Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dignity is for republicans.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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