Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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