Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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