What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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