Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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