If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
