Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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