your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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