I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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