The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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