We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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