So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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