You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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