I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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